Category: Funnies

Hit on by a College Dude

Well, my 16-year-old baby was hit on by a college dude that she estimates to be around 23-25. She walked inside in an absolute downpour and was soaked, so I’m sure she was looking extra awesome. He made small talk in the classroom and then went to the hallway when she went to the bathroom to dry off. He caught up with her in the hallway and told her that he thought she was really pretty and wondered if she would want to hang out sometime. She told him that she was very flattered but thought he probably didn’t realize how old she was. He asked her age and basically flipped out when she told him she was 16. I wish I could have been there to see his face. That just cracks me up. If he was cute and she didn’t have a boyfriend, I would be a little flipped out. Under the circumstances, I think it’s hilarious!

All Weather Wear

Only Andi could make this work. This fancy little number is actually a pair of soft, fuzzy leggings I bought Sami a few years ago. Andi is sure rocking the one- piece look. Kinda reminds me of the outfit Olivia Newton John wore at the end of Grease. She never fails to make me laugh. I should have gotten a picture of her in the sunglasses she was wearing. That was even funnier.

There’s no damage!

Dani and Andi are wrestling. We heard Dani yell, “Ouch! Stop kicking me!” We told Andi to stop kicking her. Dani never wants her to get in trouble so she yelled, “It’s ok! There’s no damage!”

Happy Father’s Day, Papa Egg!

For Father’s Day, Dani and Andi created a family of decorated eggs to represent everyone in our family. They painted them and even added yarn hair on some. Today was the big show! They made a tent stage and performed an egg puppet show. At church, Andi also made a big card for daddy. My favorite part is her drawing of him. She was so excited to show us that she even drew his white spot. Sure enough, she used a black marker to color in all of the hair except a patch that she left uncolored. How perfect!

I CAN’T FEEL MYSELF!

Andi was sleeping peacefully next to me. All of a sudden, she let out a loud cry and yelled with a whine, “I can’t feel myself!” She got a huge pouty lip and rolled over. I asked her if her arm went numb, and she made the funniest face ever. I wish I could have a video camera on her at all times because I never get the funniest things on video. I can’t even describe her expression. This one wasn’t a pout. It was absolutely hilarious. I don’t understand how she’s so charismatic even in her sleep. I laughed so loud that I woke her up! And it’s pretty hard to wake her up when she’s talking in her sleep. She confirmed that her arm had fallen asleep and started the drama.

Break her fear of snakes? Say what?

Andi and Delaney are going to art camp at school all week. We all went to Chick fil A afterward, and then the girls conned her mom into letting Andi come over to hang out. They went fishing, swimming, and skating. Delaney’s mom, Billie, said that Andi was pretty flipped out about walking through the tall grass when they went fishing. She was worried about snakes like I taught her. Good girl! Billie texted me and said she was going to break her of her fear of snakes and spiders. My response? “Don’t do that, woman!” Every kid in this area needs a healthy fear of snakes for sure. Billie said when Andi was flipping out, she asked, “Does your mom baby you at home?” She said Andi said, “YES!” I cracked up. Andi was so excited to cast a fishing line for the first time. She was willing to add sausage for bait, but she thought Delaney was gross for baiting with live tadpoles. She said she couldn’t do that to a baby frog. Ha! But she had fun fishing and hanging out.

Peace out!

Andi is at Sydney’s bday party chillin’ with Sydney (in back) and Delaney (in front). Her personality shines through in everything she does. This picture cracks me up because it really captures the personality of all the girls perfectly. They’re the sweetest of friends. I love them dearly!